So, let me get this straight—they elected a communist Marxist as mayor in New York? Really? That’s like hiring a pyromaniac to run the fire department. Wait, no, scratch that—it’s worse. Imagine replacing your town mayor with a SoundCloud rapper who thinks governing is just a series of TikTok dances and hashtags. That’s basically what happened here. And everyone’s sitting around wondering why the city’s falling apart. Shocking, right?

Meanwhile, over at the White House, they’re apparently “dumbfounded” by the blue wave that rolled in last night. Dumbfounded? Really? It’s not rocket science, people. The Democrats pulled a masterclass in manipulation, and it worked. They caused untold misery with the shutdowns, and now they’re clutching their pearls because they’re terrified of the “loon wing” of their party. You know the type—young, overconfident, with a cocktail of dumb ideas and a trust fund to back them up. Oh, and don’t forget, they’re bankrolled by a bunch of rich folks who want to squeeze every last dime out of the rest of us.

Enter the Tax Code.

Speaking of the Tax Code, did you know the thing is longer than the entire Harry Potter series combined? The U.S. Tax Code is a bloated monstrosity—6,871 pages of bureaucratic nonsense. But wait! That’s just the appetizer. When you pile on tax regulations and official IRS guidelines, you’re looking at a staggering 75,000 pages. Seventy-five. Thousand. Pages.

Who’s reading this? Nobody. Not even the IRS knows what’s in there. It’s like they’re running a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure novel where every ending involves you paying more taxes.

And let’s talk words—because it’s not just about pages. The core tax code contains 3.4 million words. Add statutes and regulations, and you’re up to 4 million. Toss in IRS tax regulations, and the total hits 7.7 million words. That’s the literary equivalent of being waterboarded with legalese. But hey, at least the oligarchs are laughing. They control the media, the NGOs, and now, apparently, common sense.

Oh, and let’s not forget the UK. They’ve got their own problems, using stooges who still cling to ideologies that date back to the 16th century. It’s like watching someone fight over a VHS player in the age of Netflix. But the oligarchs? They don’t care. They’re too busy enjoying the spectacle from their yachts, sipping overpriced champagne, and watching the rest of us scramble to make sense of it all.

So, back to why the Democrats won. It’s simple. Perception is reality. And they’ve mastered the art of crafting perception like Michelangelo sculpted marble… except instead of beauty, it’s all smoke and mirrors. Alongside their trusty media cheerleaders, they managed to blame Trump for everything short of bad weather. Trump Derangement Syndrome became their rallying cry, and Big Pharma probably has a new vaccine ready just in case anyone starts thinking for themselves.

Liberals have cut off their nose to spite their face so many times that they’re starting to look like abstract art. But hey, perception is what matters, right?

Here’s the thing about perception: It’s like those funhouse mirrors at a carnival. It stretches, distorts, and twists reality until you’re not even sure what’s real anymore. If you think someone’s out to get you, they are—even if they’re not. If you believe your city’s mayor is a genius, well, congratulations, you’ve officially drunk the Kool-Aid. Perception shapes everything we do, from what we believe to how we vote to whether or not we buy into the nonsense being spoon-fed to us by the media. It’s manipulation 101, and the Dems have a Ph.D. in it.

I would bet the Dems are right now trying to figure out how to ride in on their white horses to save the day while still getting $1.5 T for their undocumented voters.

The truth? Things are not always as they seem. Or, as the Japanese say:

見た目通りとは限らない (Mitame dōri to wa kagiranai).

Translation: “That thing that looks like a dog? Yeah, it’s probably a raccoon.”

Eventually, maybe, these blue cities will figure out that communism and socialism don’t work. But knowing them, they’ll probably blame Trump for their failed utopia first. It’s inevitable. And just to clarify, I’m not out here defending either party. I’m an equal-opportunity critic. I research the hell out of everything, which is why I’m currently writing The Big Beautiful Book of Stupid Shit. Coming soon to a bookstore near you.

And trust me, there’s no shortage of material.

More information will be available when the book is published, so stay tuned.

-Best

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