Month: June 2016





Needs no explanation…and is a fun read no matter your gender.


What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.


A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.


You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.. You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier.



� If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

� If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.



� When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

� When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



� A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

� A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.



� A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

� The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



� A woman has the last word in any argument.

� Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



� A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

� A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



� A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.

� A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.



� A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

� A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



� Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

� Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



� Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

� A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.




A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people
remembering the same thing!

send this to the women who have a sense of humor…. and to the men who will enjoy reading

You are allowed to follow me…. Just saying… 🙂

Pioneer deceleration problem, My take. #space #time

Pioneer deceleration problem, My take. #space #time


In 1992, we launched Pioneer 10, which is leaving the solar system.  As it reaches further away from the sun, it has begun to decelerate.

Scientists believe to have discovered the solution.  They are proposing that particles leaving the spacecraft as heat are pushing against the forward momentum of the craft slowing it.

“I beg to differ.”

Using the good old formula F=MA, that simply does not seem to add up.

I read about this anomaly years ago and have noodled the issue for, well years.


Time is not a constant.

We here on earth think of time as purely a linear progression that we measure with clocks, watches, and calendars.

For years we have all seen the model of the solar system on a green grid with the sun, planets and other bodies all warping the fabric of space as they “fall” in their respective orbits.


Picture the solar system not on a horizontal plane but inside a bubble.  Maybe it is an oblong bubble and not a perfect sphere but a bubble never the less.

Now picture the other things inside that solar system in their respective bubbles, each creating a bubble that is respective of its mass.

That bubble is warped space.  Its intensity of warpage is directly proportional to the amount of gravity.

When we see these huge storms on the sun that go on for days, or the Magellanic Clouds that seem to be frozen in time, this is our first clue that time is not a constant.


If we could build a craft that could tolerate the heat of the sun and orbit it much closer to the sun, I also suspect that the storms on the sun would happen at an accelerated rate.  That craft would be in a different “local time.”


Pick this handy little gadget up at Think Geek!




Much like traveling through the country we pass time zones and date zones.  If you hopped in your faster than lightspeed spaceship with your version of the flux capacitor and left to see the Horsehead Nebula, when you got there, it would not be there.

Leaving your “local time” heading outside of the solar system would put you into another time zone.  Instead of being based on some ancient 60 seconds to the minute, the next “bubble might be 75 seconds to the minute.”


Traveling between the Bubbles in that area of empty space, where gravity does not play a role might very well find you traversing the distance in “no time,” as there is nothing there to create the bubble!

Pioneer 10 and 11 are slowing because they are reaching the end of this bubble and entering into another local time.  Once outside the bubble of the Milky Way, I suspect it will speed up significantly.

Where the demarcation point of that bubble is, is truly a mystery.


This postulation can be proved or disproved with a simple test.

As the spacecraft get further away, does the bit rate of the telemetry change at all, even in the slightest?


The bit rate should not change with distance, only time!

I am a science fiction writer.  I don’t pretend to understand the books of math that these scientists do.  Because I don’t constrain my thought process to what I can find a formula for, I can think outside the box.


The postulations no matter how preposterous they may seem to the scientific community, I claim them as mine and hold that copyright.

They may very well find themselves in one of my next novels which is possibly the only place that they belong.


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#Brexit is the tipping point, power to the people is the answer!

#Brexit is the tipping point, power to the people is the answer!

I watched the events unfold. Keeping up with world affairs I was not surprised.

The mass shootings since 2012 just boggle my mind.


Evil exists in this world, and there are wicked people.  The weapon of choice could be anything from a sharp tongue to a rifle made to shoot full auto by some wannabee gun-smith. Evil will find a way.


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Garbage in garbage out.  Mental health should be paramount in any culture!


The mass shooting in Orlando was immediately exploited by the far left as an opportunity to use Gun Control as a talking point.  The narrative created by the far left is offensive to anyone with a brain, or should be.


We don’t enforce the gun laws we have, but the far left seems to think that creating more laws is the answer.  The sit in recently by the far left was petulant at best and downright idiotic to anyone who thinks.


These people need to be fired!



The emotional outcry from the dopey celebrities who are looking for their narcissistic moment just fuels the fire.


Her intellectual prowess is not what she is famous for, so why does her megaphone voice carry any weight?


When something moves you, self-examination of why you are so moved would be a good idea.

Why did the Sandy Hook shooting move you?

The asshat psychopath went to a school for young children and slaughtered “lambs.”  He laughed about it as he shot them, blowing their heads off!

He was a skilled gamer playing these violent video games for hours on end and was mentally unstable.

People that knew him knew that he was not right but said nothing.


What could possibly go wrong!


San Bernadino:

People witnessed the husband and wife team in nefarious activities, including making bombs in their apartment and said nothing. Why? The far left celebrity Micheal Moore types have drilled the PC card into our society so far that nobody dares say anything for fear of offending anyone.  They have blood on their hands!


Nothing to see here, need more gun laws!



Once again, we have failures by so many different groups that could have prevented this but what do they want to do? Create more ineffective gun laws which only affect law abiding citizens.

Does that make sense to anyone?


Hillary Clinton has touted that the Australian gun model should be looked at as a solution for the USA.

The Austrailian government to curb gun violence in 1997 confiscated the guns from everyone.  Legal gun owners would be prosecuted and made examples of if they did not surrender their weapons.  Personal protection was no longer a defensible argument for owning a gun.



In their country much like any other country, if there is a bad guy with a gun the only thing the cops will do is write up the event and allow the detectives to track down the perpetrator.  The victim will still be the victim.


Once the guns were confiscated, the bad guys ran roughshod over the citizens.  Gun crime is actually on the rise as handguns are the weapon of choice.  Still easily smuggled into the country along with drugs, it is a problem that will simply not go away! Give your citizens their guns back, idiots!


Their foolhardy response to the problem is yet more regulations are needed this time on ammunition as those few people who own legal firearms can produce their license and purchase ammo for anything vs. simply a shotgun for example.


Another rocket scientist gun-control fanatic celebrity. 


Australia is an island nation with no borders easily breached by those that would dig a tunnel or climb a fence. The island nation, however, has 25,760 Km of borders to protect. Smugglers could easily violate parts of it under the cloak of darkness.  When you remove legal means for something, basic economics take effect making the reward outweigh the risk.

We saw this with prohibition and we still see it today with drugs!  If Hillary is elected and has her way we will see it with Guns and Ammo!


The Unites States adopting a similar law as Hillary Clinton is advocating would leave the citizens vulnerable to attack from anyone with means to obtain guns from illegal sources.  With the porous border, we still have, the smugglers who would have no trouble getting guns, drugs, etc. into the country making guns much more expensive along with ammunition.

Maybe we should re-enact prohibition too, bringing bootleggers and speakeasy’s back in vogue.  It would put more people to work.


Texoma Bootleggers


Since the Gun issue is intentionally wrapped in an emotional blanket vs. a practical one, those on the far left scream at the top of their celebrity lungs blaming those of us who are more pragmatic as the people at fault.


Intentional manipulation of the clueless by the media and other professional PR types is vile, almost as despicable as the violent acts themselves.

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Deliberate obfuscation of the facts to push an agenda by the far left corrupt the system and part of the reason for Brexit, not to mention the “Trump Effect.”


Guns don’t kill, and bullets don’t kill, they are merely a tool invented by the Ottoman empire and used to seduce those that do not have such tools.  Those that use such tools are the killers and the evil that exists in our world.


As countries, we play this elaborate game of brinkmanship, with much bigger guns, called Nukes.


This is a no-win scenario…


When the government that we put there focuses on their constitutional duties only then can we address the real issues in this country?  A country divided cannot stand, and that seems to have been the entire goal of these last 8 years to divide this country into as many fragmented groups as possible.


The media is complicit in this act which is reprehensible.

Brexit is the tipping point; the world is watching.


They saw through the lies!  Hopefully, others will wake up! Notice who they recruited to push their agenda, not rocket scientist…


Information is power, learn history people!


Decline of the Roman Empire



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Trump is not perfect, so I cannot vote for him! @realdonaldtrump

Trump is not perfect, so I cannot vote for him! @realdonaldtrump



Many on the extreme right saw Cruz as the model of their idea of the perfect candidate.


He said all the right things to woo the evangelicals and of course hid his dirty work under the covers so the “perfect” voters could feel good about casting their vote for a man that held their ideals and worshiped the same Jesus that they worship.

This person won Iowa by cheating and pulling Lawyer tricks.


This person took delegates that should have belonged to Trump again through Lawyer tricks, and when accosted by Trump his response was, “all is fair in love and politics” paraphrasing.

To garner his win in Utah “he” sent out a nude photo of Trump’s wife advertising to the UBER right wing Mormon class, that this was going to be their new first lady!


Back in the day, she was a model… 


Twenty-Six million evangelicals stayed home in 2012 because they could not stomach a Mormon in the White House.  We got Obama for a second term. How did that work out for you?


Here we are in 2016.

A self-made business man who has had ample opportunity to screw up his life, has managed to not only not screw it up but raise a family that manages to deal with wealth and not be totally rotten to the core.


This is a man that does not drink, smoke or do drugs yet he could easily afford the best, like many celebrities, athletes, etc. and he does not.  His vice is a milkshake at the ballgame with friends.


If I remember correctly Oreilly bought them!


I see many evangelical posts on social media saying that they cannot vote for Trump.  Alas, he is not perfect!

“No Christian should bow their knee to Trump; his past is questionable.”

Trump is not running for a theological leader of anyone.  Trump is running because he wants to give back to a country that has been good to him.

Self-funded the primary, handily beat 16 qualified candidates and now he has to survive $1.5 Billion dollars of negative ads, social engineering and right wing nut jobs who think that the next president should be Jesus himself!

Jesus is not going to run to save you from yourself!  He gave you a brain and reasoning skills and expects you to use them!

This next election is so important you have no idea.

The progressive agenda will utterly destroy what is left of this country after this last 8 years.


He never inhaled or learned what the meaning of “is is…” 


We will be $20T in debt because of this administration and have many more problems than answers for the next president to deal with.


I am not an apologist for Trump.

I know who he is. He is not perfect  Folks, we could do one hell of a lot worse than him.  If you stay home, you are voting for Hillary.  If you are willingly voting for her, you need to stop drinking the kool-aid.


If you can’t chuckle at this your not trying!


Isn’t it a good thing that God does not judge you as harshly as you judge Trump?

Vote to “Make America Great Again!” It’s the right thing to do!





Open letter to Bill O’Reilly @oreillyfactor @Bill_O_Reilly   on #Harambe, did Magilla (Harambe) have to die?

Open letter to Bill O’Reilly @oreillyfactor @Bill_O_Reilly on #Harambe, did Magilla (Harambe) have to die?


The other night on the O’Reilly show, Bill called those of us who question the shooting of this animal  (Crazy.)


Firstly, I called Harambe, Magilla for a reason.  There are a number of us Baby Boomers, who might think of this creature with fondness. Years ago there was a cartoon about a lovable gorilla named Magilla. Magilla would constantly cause his owner, Mr. Peabody angst.  We, in fact, have this as our “context” of what and who this creature was which might cause us to become mawkish over this creature.


We might also remember with fondness the work of Dian Fossey or Jane Goodall. We might be aware of the work of Francine or “Penny” Patterson and her work with KOKO who one could have a conversation with through signing, using its own language of GSL (Gorilla sign language.)


Then Bill we see small snippets on the news of an animal that appears to be helping the child up after a terrific fall, and find out that Harambe was shot for looking out for the child.

The problem Bill; we did not appreciate the vulgarian nature of the creature as we did not see the video of the child dragged through the water by its leg until we watched your show.


Once again journalism at its finest looks to incite public outcry, I suspect for ratings by biasing the story.

I would submit to you Bill; it is not us who are crazy.  It is we the public that are deceived under the guise of reporting a story. In truth, they appear to be practicing “Yellow Journalism.”


In this, I agree with Trump; some media are sleaze. It would appear that they might do anything for ratings without regard for the end result.


By the way Mr. Trump, you might want to get some thicker skin for the job you are applying for. 

Just my two Cents…





The Ivory Tower of liberalism yet again shines like a beacon on a hill.

The Ivory Tower of liberalism yet again shines like a beacon on a hill.


Richard Dreyfuss @RichardDreyfuss shows us just how out of touch Hollywood types are by his latest twitter diatribe.


“Trump supporters are struggling, and those supporters of notoriety are whores.”  Paraphrased but pretty close.

  • Don’t you find it amazing that those that are the most vocal about doing away with our second amendment are those who have armed body guards to protect them?
  • Isn’t it amazing that those who claim to know the “real Americans” live inside a liberal bubble of propaganda, Hollywood elites, and other closed minded folks?

Richard; loved you in the movies but you don’t know me!  You don’t know the struggling whores who work two jobs to make ends meet.  You have no clue what it is like to struggle just to make the house payment, electricity bill and manage some sort of groceries to do it all again next week and then the next.

Yes, Richard, we are all whores as we sell our time and our bodies for money so we can go from one day to the next.  The others who don’t work, they too struggle as well as they certainly don’t get enough to make ends meet from the rest of us that do work.   With  millions on food stamps and millions more coming across the border it is only a matter of time when there is no more porridge left to give out.


Of course, you, Hollywood Ivory Tower types don’t know anything about that do you?  Maybe we should just all eat Cake!


1.5Million dollar estate of R. Dreyfuss


Trump supporters don’t like the idea of a Political elite class who cannot tell the truth if she wanted to.  The Clinton Dynasty is long overdue to ride off into the sunset of history.


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Belongs to the dead broke HRD



Keep doing what you do best, regurgitate lines written by people that know more than you, and emote!


The crap that comes from Hollywood is part of the problem in this country.


Between the violent music and violent movies, we have a host of dysfunctional people that use what they see through media as a guide on a way to live.


The Useful idiots return. 


Throughout history, people have watched something on the silver screen or the idiot box and replicated some action or idea that was ill advised.


Now we have millionaires who don’t live on a budget trying to advise us that progressive values are what we should be voting for while not paying attention to how bad off California actually is.


If these kids paying for these high priced college educations were actually learning anything they would recognize this as a bad thing.




These same rocket scientists see this is their savior…



These policies that they espouse will be the total destruction of their state much like it is in Vennizueyla today or Greece was last summer and still is!


Socialism is not taught in America… They are in economic collapse!



Even if you have money, you can’t buy what is not available. 


No Richard, we are not struggling or whores, what we are is damned tired of elites such as yourself calling us whores or miscreants or idiots.  We get it because we live it!



When Trump becomes the next President, and you decide like so many of your ilk that you cannot live in this country any longer, please don’t let the door hit you in the Ass! In addition, please convince the rest of your kind to follow you.  The land is cheap in Venezuela right now, but you might want to pack your own toilette paper, as they do not have any!

My two cents…



Original Article

Richard Dreyfuss Goes Off on ‘Small-Dicked’ Donald Trump and Celebrity ‘Whores’ Who Support Him