Month: April 2016

Garbage in = Garbage out!  @realdonaldtrump

Garbage in = Garbage out! @realdonaldtrump

Garbage in = Garbage out!  @realdonaldtrump

Recently I had a conversation with a “friend” who was voting for Sanders.


Listening to their pros of the man, I listened without interruption.

This person is a college graduate “Millennial”, so I was not surprised when they said they supported Bernie.

“What is wrong with Trump?” I asked.

“Well, he is a fascist!” I could never vote for a fascist!


Hitler and Mussolini


“ Tell me what exactly is a fascist?”  I said.


“Well, I would have to look it up?” She said while reaching for her smartphone.

“I will save you to data, a fascist a dictator that believes not in democracy but total power of the masses.”

“Still think Trump is that?”  “Well, I guess not.” she said, “but Bernie is great!”

“Tell me, what is socialism?”

“I would have to look it up?”

Now thinking that this person had a legitimate lawsuit for her college in that they must not have taught them anything, I began to explain what socialism was.

“Well, he is only for the good parts of it, not all those bad parts of it!”


Wringing my hands trying to keep from slapping this person, “there are no good parts, there are only bad!”  When you run out of the other guys money the whole system falls apart into anarchy!”


My cousin… Shameless Plug…maybe…


“Tump is a capitalist and a populist. Do you know what either of those are?”

She was beginning to listen as I explained what they each were and why that is a good thing.

Since Bernie cannot win unless Hillary ends up with a free supply of orange pantsuits, I think I do not have too much to worry about there, however; I also found it fascinating that she did not like her either.

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In other conversations with other friends, I discovered that their news was coming from late night comedians and yes, John Stewart was one of them that probably helped get the current POTUS elected.


That thing down there on the lower right coner…yes that…Comedy Central is not the damned news!


People are burned out with the 24-hour news cycle and are tired of the rhetoric.  The negative infighting in the GOP must stop!


If you want the news, don’t watch this.  This is so far left and opinionated that I would have to check the sky if they said it was blue. 


Many have tuned out, but they are confident that Hillary is Crooked. They think fondly of Bill, however, and I think that they are thinking that he will secretly be running things again, and he might be.  Maybe Monica can re-apply for a job there.


Bill might be forced to run the country as his wife may have a number across her back and either an orange or striped uniform.

“Can she pardon herself?”

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Trump needs to appeal to the female voter, and the way to do that is simple.  Kiss some babies, in this case, start with his newest grandchild.

The “Your Fired Guy” Needs some more humanizing moments in front of the camera.



There is a reason that politicians “shake hands and kiss babies.”


Negative ads work for those that are not engaged in the process and believe that someone will truly step on baby chickens and create death panels and do all sorts of mean, nasty things.


If you ran this ad in the right demographic and put a politicians face to it, a number of voters would believe it! 


Finding those demographics are now a scientific category in the political science area.

“Who can we tell what lies to that will see the ads and believe them?”

Who are they and what do they watch on TV?

Target those shows, pepper them with poison and let the useful idiots of the world do their bidding.

They may not have a clue what socialism is but if you tell them it is a good thing they will buy it.


Look how friendly this looks!
Seems like a good thing, right?


The best ads are ads that are funny, catchy or appeal to emotions and not logic.


A simple person narrating an ad is not near as effective as an ad that will make you laugh or make you get pissed.


Ok, this is a funny ad. It makes the point as well as captures more than two seconds of your attention. 





Got your attention and made you chuckle.



My Two Cents


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My Two Cents @realdonaldtrump

My Two Cents @realdonaldtrump


I wanted to pontificate quickly on the latest GOP developments.


Since there is no way for Cruz or Kasich to make it mathematically, they need to drop out as they have each called for the other candidates to do.

Kasich is taking mega dollars from unsavory donors, why?

Cruz too is showing his true colors with his Smarmy lawyer tactics.

That leaves Trump.


Having read his books and followed his family, I tend to believe that he would be the Pit Bull we need in the white house.


He just needs some hair and you have it!


For Cruz and Kasich, not to mention the entire GOP establishment to torpedo their front runner shows their true intentions.  Someone is investing millions of dollars towards their campaigns, and my guess is it is because they know that they cannot control Trump, but either of these two would gladly attach strings on their feet and hands and dance the dance of the puppet masters to ride around in Air Force One!

The Mendacity Of The Washington Cartel

I recently saw Obama dancing with his wife with Beyonce singing just for them.  Spending billions of taxpayer money on private vacations is a true dream for some as they can now fulfill their narcissistic fantasy while loving that person in the mirror!


Cruz’s  latest bit of garbage is to espouse his ability to fortune tell.

According to Cruz, if Trump gets in, Hillary wins.


“Look at that Face!”  Truthfully, are Americans that stupid to vote for this!?


This is the same blowhard that has been spewing his brand of hatred for the last several months saying he is the only one that can beat Trump.

“Cruze, buddy…you lost…!” Save what little dignity you have left and lead by example!




I know and have known many lawyers in my day, most of them deserve the unkind remarks that they get. I will leave it at “Smarmy.”


When a lawyer will look you in the eyes and tell you that it is easier for him to get you off, if you are indeed guilty, that my friends is a subhuman life form. That is where we are today.

The rich power brokers while keeping the middle class under foot promising folks the rich folks money in return for their votes, is tantamount to bribery not to mention that money comes from the middle class, not the rich people that they pointed to.



“I do whatever I want to, when they let me.”


California is such a state that will have little middle class left as they have taxed them out of existence forcing them to flee to other states.

The very wealthy will be served by the very poor, and that mentality is spreading like cancer.

If the GOP cannot see that they need to be working on unifying their base then we have one of two things.  Either they are incredibly stupid, or are no different than the progressive political class that currently has us $20T in debt and counting.


My Two Cents





Billions @realdonaldtrump

Billions @realdonaldtrump


This guy thinks we need more taxes to pay for more entitlements.                                                                                                    




This is too true to be funny.


The next time you hear a politician use the
Word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think  about
whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
But one advertising agency did a good job of
Putting that figure into some perspective in
One of its releases.


A billion seconds ago it was 1959.


A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.


A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.


A billion dollars ago was only
8 hours and 20 minutes,
at the rate our government
is spending it.


While this thought is still fresh in our brain…
let’s take a look at New Orleans …
It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division.


Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)
was asking Congress for
  rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number…
What does it mean?


Well .. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman and child)
You each get


Or… If you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets


Or… If you are a family of four…
Your family gets


Washington , D.C     

Are all your calculators broken??


Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax (Fed)
Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
(And to think, we left British Rule to avoid so many taxes)




Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago…
And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.


We had absolutely no national debt…
We had the largest middle class in the world…
And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.


What happened?
Can you spell




And I still have to
Press ‘1’
For English.


I hope this goes around   the     
     S      A     
At           least 100 times


What the heck has happened to our country?????







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Mary Landrieu Takes Heat for Spending Public Money on Private Flights – ABC News





The latest method of attack. #DisasterRecovery

The latest method of attack. #DisasterRecovery


As a matter of course, I try not to post too much about computer security, as I am certain that most have seen this before.

We know not to open attachments that are not expected as well as have good anti-virus software updated and running at all times.

This morning I received a different type of threat that I thought worth sharing, so here it is.

With the usual jargon about some sort of violation or someone suing me for something, open the attachment to see what it is, this was different.

The words included were, “for your security we use dropbox for the evidence against you. Please follow the link and respond within 3 days or a summary judgement will be made.”

Of course, the return e-mail address is bogus; the trick is to get me to open an attachment in this case on dropbox.  Once downloaded there is no telling what it would do but, most certainly nothing good.

No law enforcement or government agency would work in this way even if you were expecting something from someone in this manner; it would not come in from e-mail.

Unless you are expecting it and the e-mail address is correct only then would I make a call before opening anything as an attachment.

Ransomware is working with hospitals and even government agencies paying the perpetrators, which causes them to continue with more fervor.


You do not want to see this so, practice safe computing.


Practice safe computing which includes a good disaster recovery plan.



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Estate planning

Estate planning

Estate planning



Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.


One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just  an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.” Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.


Women are so much  better at estate planning than men.

The balkanization of America @realdonaldtrump

The balkanization of America @realdonaldtrump

Governor Andrew M. Cuomo today signed an executive order banning all non-essential state travel to North Carolina. The order…bar[s] any such publicly funded travel that is not essential to the enforcement of state law or public health and safety. The ban, which takes effect immediately, follows North Carolina’s enactment of a law, which bars transgender individuals from using restrooms appropriate for their gender identities, excludes sexual orientation and gender identity from state anti-discrimination protections, and prohibits municipalities from extending those protections to LGBT citizens.

Here is an early flexing of the political muscles of the homosexual rights agenda, attempting to undermine the rights of the citizens of North Carolina to organize its rules for bathrooms, by treating the state as a cultural outsider, unworthy of normal official recognition. This may be the beginning of the balkanization of America, that is, the beginning of its division into hostile groups, over the issue of homosexuality. Peter Jones


Maybe I am over simplifying this but…it seems to me that if someone is truly “transgendered,” and was to discretely use the bathroom of choice, nobody is going to demand to see their “junk” to qualify their use of said bathroom. I would suggest that they “act like a lady,” and sit, as to not arouse suspicion.

With that in mind, this is more, much more than the “right” to use the bathroom.

This is about the right to use the women’s locker room, where children may very well be with their mom’s, ergo the rub.  Should a young child or women for that matter be subjected to, and possibly exposed to some man, which is anatomically still a man, changing in the same dressing room with women?

I would say in that case, you must use the facility that has been created for your unique plumbing. If there is the slightest possibility that your anatomy might be seen by others then you should use the facilities created for your anatomical gender.

If they want to use the dressing room for the other kind of plumbing, commit to the surgery so if you were exposed in a “public” facility, your junk would match, or at least not stand out. “Pun intended.”

I get that some folks identify as something other than what they were born.  The fact that all people start out as a female, and later in the process, the correct chromosomes turn on and off certain “things” causing the fetus to develop into a male or female is not lost on me.

“Ever wonder why men have tits?”  That is why.

Therefore, if you were to have an X and a Y chromosome you will develop male characteristics.  Two X’s you are a female. The SRY gene on the Y chromosome starts the process of virilization.  But, what if?…

What if these chromosomes don’t play by the rules?  I know that this will fly in the face of “religious” types which tend to oversimplify things but, scientifically this is a proven concept.

Some folks are indeed genuinely trapped in a body, “vessel” that does not match the wiring in their brain. I concede that and so should you.

Not all gay people are deviants, and not all deviants are gay.

This has happened since man trod the sod and it will continue until the sun runs out of fissionable material.

I also will tell you that there are too many out there, whose motives are less than genuine, and I for one want to protect the rights of all, not just some.

The LGBT folks have a voice and they need to exercise that voice in a manner that is not truculent, as they tend to do, if they would like a fair hearing.  I know why they do it; it simply must stop.  Discourse such as we have today will not end well and we do not need to pit people against one another as we have been doing since I can remember. It must stop. This country is so divided it is amazing that anything ever gets accomplished.

The “Balkanization” of which he speaks, must necessarily end.  In these political times, the social engineers are experts at this for their manipulative purposes.  Divide and conquer. Sandra Fluke was the tip of the iceberg to facilitate this imaginary war on women.

BLM, a George Soros funded group is another distraction as was the Occupy movement in 2012; also, George Soros funded.

We are indeed being “Balkanized” on every possible front in every possible way. This is necessary to identify which groups will vote in a particular way so they can then run the demographics and tailor commercials to your particular demographic.

Political science and social engineering is a real deal, and they have gone truly high tech.

There is a software that knows more about you, than you do. The Koch brothers paid to have this created.  More Billionaires interfering with the political process is just what we need.

While I am not discounting the LGBT folks and their unique issues, this is nothing but a shiny object to take your attention off the grand scheme of things.

The marionettes are pulling the strings and the LGBT folks like every other group of people are simply pawns and in some cases, useful idiots doing the bidding of the Soros’s and Koch’s of the world.

It was never about $6 birth control pills, and there is no war on women, never was.

Common sense dictates that men cannot go into facilities where young ladies might be in a state of undress but, it does get your emotions going, doesn’t it?

Manipulating people with your emotions is how they do it.  That is why they pick and choose what snippets of conversations that the MSM plays, to just piss you off.  Once pissed, you are focused on that which pissed you off and no longer are you looking at the larger picture.

Radio talk show hosts are given a talking point planted by some strategist and the useful idiots take to the airwaves manipulating their faithful masses.  It is brilliant actually in a sinister way.

With the 24-hour news cycle, it never ends.  Turn on the news and the MSM attacks those that will not play ball, in this case Trump. Since Trump cannot be controlled by those that pull the strings; he must be stopped.

A man that takes a million dollars and turns it into Billions is somehow so incompetent, so evil so degenerate that he is not fit to be the president of Delta House! Does anyone actually believe that?

Sadly, the answer is yes… Many will listen to that sound bite from a talking head and digest it.

How many millions, or even Billions of dollars do you think that the anti-trump people will spend?

Do you honestly believe they give a tinkers damn about the country?  They care about staying in power and not allowing the system that they have created to be broken by an outsider.  Whoever is elected must be stringed up to the marionette and dance upon request as demanded.

Therefore, in this land of OZ I would encourage you to pull back the curtain.  If you will give it some thought without the vitriol, you too can see the larger picture.

I choose not to dance upon command or, be a useful idiot.