Psychiatrist vs. Bartender …

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Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.

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So I went to a shrink and told him:“I’ve got problems.

 

Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”
“How much do you charge?”
“One hundred fifty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.
“I’ll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.

 

“Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?” He asked.

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“Well, $150 a visit, three times a week for a year, is $23,400.00.  A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new pickup truck.”

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“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”
“She told me to cut the legs off the bed.  Nobody under there now.”

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It’s always better to get a second opinion!!!

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Now go take on the day!

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